Pastalicious Death By Cheese

Here during the height of the American Summer, this Canadian has been craving Macaroni & Cheese. Is it really some Canadian thing? Perhaps not, but I crave, nonetheless. Of course, if you’re going to give into a craving, I subscribe to the school of “Go Big or Go Home”. You could use any variety of cheeses; I chose one mellow, one smooth, and one a little sharp.

  • 1 lb of study pasta (I chose my fave: cavatappi)
  • 4 oz Gruyere cheese, diced
  • 4 ox Fontina cheese, diced
  • 4 oz St. Jorge cheese, diced
  • 1/4 lb pancetta, diced
  • 1/4 medium sweet white onion, small diced
  • 20 oz vegetable stock
  • 3 tbs all-purpose flour
  • 2 tbs truffle-infused olive oil
  • a few drops of lemon juice
  • 1/4 cup home-made toasted breadcrumbs
  • salt & pepper

Dice the cheeses while cold, then allow to come to room temperature in a bowl. Over medium heat, fry the pancetta; when it has been mostly rendered, add the onions, lower the heat, and allow everything to get greasy and translucent. Start boiling the pasta in a pot of salted water.

Prepare a roux of the oil and flour, seasoning with a little salt and pepper. Bring the stock to a simmer, then add to the roux (thus creating a sauce velouté). Stir stir stir stir! Watch the heat, keeping it medium-low. Add the cubed cheese a little at a time, stirring like a madman. Stir! Add more cheese. Stir like your life depends on it! Dribble in a few drops of lemon juice; the acidity will relax the cheese and keep it from getting stringy. Stir! If the sauce begins to “break” or gets a clumpy/marbled appearance, you’re either too hot or not stirring enough. Lower the heat and stir like you mean it, you wimp! If the sauce is too hard, add a little hot pasta water. STIR! Do not over-estimate the amount of heat required to melt the cheese; it’s probably less than you think. And… don’t forget to stir.

Drain the pasta, drop into a casserole dish, and drown with the cheese-sauce. Stir!  Scrape the pancetta/onion mix onto the top. Stir! Shake the crumbs on top, set under a broiler for a minute or two, then take it out and try Try TRY your hardest not to eat the damn thing while it’s 10000000 degrees hot. A little cooling will let the cheese set, let the top cool to crispiness, and let your otherwise-soon-to-be-burnt-mouth a chance at survival.

  1. Girl Artist’s avatar

    hey Yuri! I was pleased to finally figure out that I could post you a comment here. Macaroni and cheese… sometimes the only thing that saves my sanity. Your version sounds lovely.
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    I would love to hear from you ~ Jo



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